Dubai, Why Yoshi Isn't Allowed In the Castle

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1. So Mario had time to: hatch yoshi, go back to his house, and get to bowsers castle, all in 5 MINUTES
2. Moralof the story: both of these guys were assholes.
3. "I hatched you, like-a, 5-a minutes ago. You aren't even-a house trained yet!"
   
   -Mario to Yoshi
4. "AWW, NOT ON THE CARPET!"
   
   -Bowser
5. Bowser: Oh not on the carpet!
   Mario: I knew it.
6. Wait, he knows how to light a cigarette and smoke it, but isn't bathroom trained?
7. You fat goomba
8. Did yoshi piss or shit on the carpet
9. Did tosh I shit or piss on bowsers carpet
10. born 5 minutes ago and is already smoking
11. 1:14
    If you pay attention Mario's sprite changes and his eyes turn blue. Also when he jumps around Yoshi right after
12. Whos watching this in 2016?
13. So yoshis plan to save the day is basically shitting on the carpet
14. i gotta take a Luigi i'll brb
15. "Ill be waiting out here by myself"
    
    "U MAD BRO"
16. Why is Yoshi smoking when he hatched 5 minutes ago
17. "Ah, Not on the carpet!"
    -Bowser.
    
    1:39
18. I started using "take a luigi" and "take a mario" after watching this for the first time.
19. So, what is goomba, anyway?
20. Ok Yoshi there is a total drama queen. And I'm allowing myself to state that because he's a fictional character.